Best Movie Quotes: The First Wives Club

So the First Wives Club is full of memorable lines some of the best ones are spoken by Goldie Hawn's character, Elise Eliot, who mourns the passing of good roles to younger actresses to the bartender at the St. Regis hotel:

Elise: I'm not Monique's Mother!
Maurice: No.
Elise: Angela Lansbury's Monique's Mother!
Maurice: Uh-huh.
Elise: Shelley Winters is Monique's mother!
Maurice: Now that's a good one.
Elise: Sean Connery is Monique's mother!
Maurice: I'm going to get you some coffee.
Elise: No, Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend! He's three hundred years old, but he's still a stud!
Elise: I'm unhappy, Maurice!
Maurice: And I'm going to get you that coffee.

Awww poor Elise. It's still hysterically funny.