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Absolutely Fabulous

Patsy: The last mosquito that bit me had to book into the Betty Ford clinic.

Eddie: [shouting] I DON'T WANT MORE CHOICE, I JUST WANT NICER THINGS .

Eddie: What do you see when you look in the mirror, darling?
Patsy: Me looking fabulous. What do you see?
Eddie: Yeah... Just the room.

Eddie: Is champas all right with you Pats?
Patsy: Lovely darling.


Eddie: Patsy hasn't eaten since 1974.
Patsy: A crisp, darling. A crisp.

Eddie: I did tell you the facts of life didn't I sweetie?
Saffie: If you mean that time you sat on my bed and shook me awake at two in the morning, stoned out of your brain, and slurred into my ear 'By the way sweetie, people have it off,' then yes, you told me the facts of life.