Birthday

Birthdays are a big deal in my family; it is not uncommon to celebrate for a week or more. Maybe it's because my family loves to eat and drink. We make gift lists for birthdays and Christmas, which I've learned is not a universal practice! Since I have no money to spend on myself this year I'm hoping that people buy me presents.
This is what I want for my birthday which is in early September:

• The Ladies Man DVD
• Subscription to INstyle and Psychology Today
• a massage
• Money for highlights
• Drinks at the Pump Room
• Jo Malone perfume in Orange Blossom or Grapefruit
• Nars eyeshadow in Galapagos
• Happiness
• My own apartment
• a job
• World Peace
• Hardcover copy of "the Portrait of a Lady" and "This Side of Paradise"
• cellulite free bottom
• Cake from Bombon Cafe
• Coffee cake from Swedish Bakery
• French Press coffee maker
• flat screen tv
• Cubs and Bears jerseys
  

This will also double as my Christmas List.